I got the Thor glasses too.

the manager at AMC theater treated me like crap, so they gave me these glasses to say “Sorry that manager is a dick”

I am pleased. 

my hair looks nice.

I introduce you guys to my boyfriend Bruce Banner.

I made him at Build-a-Bear.

I feel like I should make it clear that I regret nothing.

so, how was your May 4th?

this is how it actually happened

guys.

I have someone to sleep on my warm belly tonight.

thedisneyhipster:

Roommates. (:

eeeep!

spam my face

this is an shoulder appreciation post.

thanks for your attention.